Redeye
8:12 Fri Feb 10
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Looking roll gets you clean enough surely.
Not eating your dinner off it are you.
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SecondOpinion
8:02 Fri Feb 10
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Shining your helmet of course
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Spandex Sidney
7:45 Fri Feb 10
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SecondOpinion 7:24 Fri Feb 10
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SHIT
SHAVE
SHINE
SHAMPOO
SHOWER
What the FUCK is shine? Or don't I want to know??
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Lovejoy
7:39 Fri Feb 10
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Yes have have this but never use it as I use the shattaf. Also the logistics would be a nightmare I'd imagine.
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Hasans Fish Bar RIP
7:34 Fri Feb 10
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Johnson and Johnson baby wipes. Haven't used bog roll for.years.
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Son of Anarchy
7:26 Fri Feb 10
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You need one if you like sticking your finger up your bum
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SecondOpinion
7:24 Fri Feb 10
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SHIT
SHAVE
SHINE
SHAMPOO
SHOWER
That was the order I was taught.
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Tomshardware
7:20 Fri Feb 10
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I normally have 1 but now and again have 2.
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mashed in maryland
7:09 Fri Feb 10
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"Who the fuck shits more than once a day?"
???
2-4 a day is normal for me.
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VirginiaHam
7:01 Fri Feb 10
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You won't need a bidet with one of these.........http://viz.co.uk/clag-gone/
Save money on water, sanitary items and cleaning your bidet and get yer arse wiped and exercise at the same time. Far healthier.
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Fivetide
7:00 Fri Feb 10
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Never understood these.
Just shit before you have your shower?
Who the fuck shits more than once a day?
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peroni
6:54 Fri Feb 10
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If shit would get on the floor, you wouldn't just wipe it with a bit of paper, you'd get some water and some disinfectant on it and give it a good clean. It's not right to just use paper on your arse.
Over here in Italy, they think we're dirty bastards for not washing our arses and they've got us bang to rights.
I have a bidet.
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yogib
6:17 Fri Feb 10
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Saul Bollox - exactly what I've got
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goose
6:11 Fri Feb 10
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my in-laws have one............. i'd never really noticed it until now.
cant imagine every wanting to use one.
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Saul Bollox
6:09 Fri Feb 10
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Bidet spray, bum gun, arse blaster or whatever you call it, is the dog's bollocks. Cleans your arse thoroughly, minimal use of bog roll, and you can clean the sides of the bowl with it thus avoiding bits of shit in your bog brush. You can also easily inspect your output by getting up before you pat dry. If you have a thermostat, the spray creates a pleasant feeling around your anal sphincter.
I hate it when out of the house and have to use paper in public bogs. Doesn't feel clean at all.
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Northern Sold
12:29 Fri Feb 10
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Haz... Ag Ag Ag!!!!
Sid... Kandoo's?? Absolute saviour if you got the never ending wipes.... I swear I have almost gone through a whole bog roll and I'm still getting the Bakerloo line on my toilet paper... that's where Kandoo's come to the rescue like Virgil Tracy in Thunderbird 2
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ted fenton
12:21 Fri Feb 10
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Oooops
:-)
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ted fenton
12:21 Fri Feb 10
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Haz 11:46 Fri Feb 10
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Ted -
What? In the bidet?
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ted fenton
12:21 Fri Feb 10
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Haz 11:46 Fri Feb 10
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Ted -
What? In the bidet?
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Spandex Sidney
12:20 Fri Feb 10
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Those toilet wet wipes you can buy for you arse, I won't lie to you, totally changed my life.
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Razzle
12:19 Fri Feb 10
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i just have a lady that licks it all clean
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